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Hi, I'm jayne Mansfield.

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For the next couple of hours,

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I'd like you to come along with me.

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I want you to share some of the wild,

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way-out experiences I
had during my last trip

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around the world.

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I loved Rome.

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My trip started at the
famous Spanish steps,

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built by olivares 500 years ago.

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And what do you think
they're most used for?

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That's right, a place where lovers meet.

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By day, the tourists stand around,

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hoping to see movie stars.

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By night, the Roman lovers
come out, ready for,

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well, you know what happens

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when night and lovers get together.

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When I started walking down the steps,

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there were all these
dark-eyed Italian men.

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Some of them were
yelling things out at me.

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Maybe it was a good thing
I didn't speak Italian.

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Who can resist Rome?

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The men are all handsome,

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and the ancient buildings
are so beautiful!

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There's no other city
like it in the world.

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I still had hoards of admires following me

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when I saw the fountain of trevi.

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Oh, what a masterpiece!

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This is the most famous
fountain in Europe,

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in the world, even!

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From the first time it was built,

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people have thrown coins in
this fountain for good luck.

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Also, the legend is
that if you throw a coin

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into the fountain, you'll return to Rome.

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This nice stranger gave me three coins.

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I wish for a handsome man to cuddle me

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and to love me.

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I wish the world will never
forget me and always love me.

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I wish, I wish that the legend was true,

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and I would soon come back to Rome.

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As I signed all those autographs,

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I hoped my wishes would all come true.

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I headed for the via veneto.

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This is the most famous
street in all of Italy.

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Here's where the tourists
will see the movie stars

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from all over.

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Here's where Dukes and counts

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and the ladies of the night all mingle.

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It's a street where you
can get anything you want,

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any hour of the day and night.

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I soon found out it's also the street

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where the men have hand problems.

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There was this fat guy breathing so hard,

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he drowned out the car horns.

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Out of the side of my eye,

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I noticed him staring at my backside.

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Suddenly, ouch!

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He pinched me!

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It hurt too.

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Then, I remembered

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that this was the Italian
national pastime, pinching girls.

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Every girl was fair game.

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This time, I was tagged it.

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I had to get out of there fast.

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Ouch!

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A kind stranger grabbed
my hand and we took off.

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Here it was, only a few minutes
before two in the afternoon,

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and the wolves were on the prowl.

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No wonder Italy never gets anything done!

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The men are all too
busy watching the girls.

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I don't know what you men see in girls

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that takes so much of your time.

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After all, once you've seen
a girl, isn't that enough?

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I mean, we all have the same features.

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But down there, on that warm day in Rome,

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the girls in their miniskirts
and tight sweaters,

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Well, they had
the Italians goggle-eyed.

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There's a girl who's prepared.

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Serves him right.

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Serves him right too.

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After all, he has a fine-looking wife.

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Isn't one woman enough?

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The paparazzi, the nightmare of Rome.

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These pests make a living from
photographing celebrities.

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They're absolute madmen when
trying to get a picture.

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These gangs of street photographers

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have been known to do terrible things.

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Once, they surrounded a starlet,
and ripped her clothes off.

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Then they sold the photos of her,

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saying she walked the via
veneto naked for kicks.

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So you can see why we movie
stars hate the paparazzi.

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Poor Ava gardner, Anita
Ekberg, Liz and Eddie,

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Audrey hepburn, she never
wants to come back to Rome.

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I made it to my hotel, safe at last.

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Then I had to laugh.

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It was photographs which made me famous,

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and now, I was running
from these characters.

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I picked up a copy of playboy.

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It was the issue everyone
was talking about.

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It was hard finding this magazine in Rome.

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The government had banned it.

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I had a friend get one for
me from the black market.

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I certainly was glad to see
such terrific publicity.

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What was all the fuss
about it, I wondered.

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There's nothing wrong.

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What a view!

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You just don't know how wonderful it is

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to be so many thousands of miles from home

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and be recognized by so many people.

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Roma, there's no place like roma.

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Guido, my guide at the forum,

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told me that on this very spot,
brutus killed poor Caesar.

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After all, Caesar was
very close to brutus.

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It wasn't fair that he was
stabbed in the back by his buddy.

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Was my face red!

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Those girls!

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They're taking off their dresses!

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Guido told me it's one of the
most famous sites in Rome.

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This is where the working
girls change their clothes

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after work for their evening dates.

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Women do things differently here.

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Even in Hollywood, you wouldn't
see anything like this.

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At least, not among the ruins.

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"Oh, Caesar," I thought.

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What would you say if you
could see what's going on now?

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Hmm, come to think of it,

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Caesar was an Italian.

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He'd probably grab a pair of binoculars

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and join in the fun.

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How did he get in here?

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He's wondering too.

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I decided to see the wonderful colosseum.

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I'd seen many pictures
of that famous place,

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where the early christians
were torn to shreds

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by wild animals.

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Strange, in the very city
where the ancient christians

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were murdered by romans, the
center of christianity grew up.

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Walking outside the still-standing ruins,

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I thought about the stories
of the ancient orgies

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which took place after the games.

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The spectators would get all worked up

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after seeing the killings.

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The only way they could calm down

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was to go on a drinking and sex binge.

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Saturday night in old Rome

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must have been just the living end.

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I'm glad I wasn't around then.

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I looked up at the now silent bleachers.

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The echoes of 2,000 years
seemed to fill the colosseum.

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I could hear the roar of the crowd.

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Stand your ground, men!

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Suddenly, I was
part of a great spectacle

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taking place over 2,000 years ago.

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Before me, magically, in some
kind of unbreakable trance,

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ancient Rome awakened.

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Oh, it was majestic in all its splendor!

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And the gladiators those days
were unbelievably strong.

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They could practically
beat an army single-handed.

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Forget the good old days.

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I'll take what we have now.

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My next stop was the olympic stadium.

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There was a soccer game going on.

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If you think our American
football is rough,

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you ought to see soccer.

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I didn't mean to break up their game,

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but suddenly, I was surrounded by 50,000

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adoring, wonderful, handsome Italians.

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If I could have kissed
each one, I would have,

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but I didn't have time that day.

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I was in love with Rome and
Rome was in love with me.

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Then I just had to look at
the park of the gladiators.

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I couldn't get in.

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These statues were built
for the olympic games

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that were held in Rome in 1960.

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The government had fig
leaves pasted on the statues.

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Can you imagine such nonsense?

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After all, there are only two sexes.

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Well, more or less.

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And let's face it, men
know what women look like,

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and no girl was ever
seduced by a statue, right?

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Rome must have been getting
to me because suddenly,

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I had another of those
recurring daydreams.

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I looked up at one of the statues,

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and he almost seemed human.

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I imagined what it would be like

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to actually be in the company
of a group of gladiators.

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They were all
terribly strong boys.

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My statue became blood and flesh

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and muscle in my silly
wicked little daydream.

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I'd have to choose my
champion for the Roman games.

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My statue come to life would be there.

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The others would be very
strong, brute, probably.

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I'd have a heck of a time choosing.

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Any one of them would
be able to overpower me.

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I wondered if I would ever meet anybody

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who could be even 1/10th the man

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those Roman gladiators were.

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They lived hard, died hard,
and from what I've heard,

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they loved hard.

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I would have given anything to have been

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at an ancient Roman party.

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Most of the time, they're
turned into orgies.

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My hero!

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He could conquer anything
if he put his mind to it.

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Wow, a real dragon!

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And it has three heads!

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I haven't seen anything like that

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since the last time I had a hangover.

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Oh, I hope he makes it!

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Oh, he cut off the dragon's head!

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I knew he would.

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How could he miss?

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Oh, he's so big and strong!

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My hero.

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Oh, that ferocious bull!

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I was so afraid.

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Just like one of those Spanish matadors.

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He grabbed the bull by the horns.

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Oh, I just can't stand the sight of blood.

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He could throw a bull, kill a dragon,

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and break a girl's heart.

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He was so big and so modest.

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I was invited to the cannes
film festival on the riviera.

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I was sorry to leave the eternal city.

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On the way to the airport,

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I noticed several girls
standing on the roadside.

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I asked the driver if the
girls were waiting for a lift.

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He said, "they're waiting,
but not for a lift.

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"They're waiting for customers."

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Sure enough, a man stopped his car

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in front of one of the girls

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and seemed to be bargaining with her.

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I asked my driver to stop.

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I had to see this.

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My driver told me

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that although there was
a pretty standard price,

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about 2,000 lira, it's
customary to bargain.

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Otherwise, the prostitute
feels some of the fun

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is taken out of the game.

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After all, they may be girls of the road,

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but they're still fun-loving romans.

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Incidentally, 2,000 lira is about $3.

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I wouldn't work that cheap for anything.

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Well, the first man had made a deal.

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Sure does drive a hard bargain.

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Too bad that on this road,

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love had to be made.

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I've always insisted on romance.

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I shook my head sadly for the little man.

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He even came prepared with a blanket

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in case the ground was wet.

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How sad to think his poor
wife is sitting home,

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doing dishes, feeding the kids,

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and here's her husband,
just too sad for words.

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My driver told me a strange story.

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He said that a top star in the movies

258
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:58,888
got her start this way, on
this very road to stardom.

259
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,559
I couldn't wait to get to the riviera.

260
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,647
Cannes, the French riviera!

261
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:13,486
Oh, the beach with the
shortest bikinis in the world.

262
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:19,617
The typical girl in cannes
is able to make a bikini

263
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,661
out of a midget's handkerchief,

264
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:24,622
but that's the way it is on the riviera.

265
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,874
People just act different.

266
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:32,046
I was so happy to be here
for the cannes film festival.

267
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,382
Every year, the movie
industry comes through

268
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:37,009
to pick the best films of the year.

269
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:39,595
And as for pretty girls, well,

270
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:43,182
they flock to cannes
from all over the world.

271
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:45,267
And once they're in the riviera,

272
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,319
well, you can see that
the amount of clothing

273
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,063
is kind of tiny.

274
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:52,274
Inhibitions drop with the neckline too.

275
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:55,361
I've never been ashamed of my own figure,

276
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,196
so I put on a bikini too.

277
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:13,713
I had decided that if they can
go half naked, I could too.

278
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:20,010
Let's face it, the human
body is a wonderful thing.

279
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:24,056
If you have a good figure,
why not take advantage of it?

280
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:31,313
Once again, I was in
my own brand of heaven.

281
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:35,526
Admirers flocked around
me, demanding my autograph.

282
00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:39,530
Gosh, it's just absolutely
great being a star.

283
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:44,660
Our fleet was in, and
I just couldn't resist

284
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:48,372
giving an autograph to
two awfully cute sailors.

285
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,875
I just love our boys in uniform.

286
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:03,053
When some of the press
from around the world

287
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:06,098
wanted me to pose in the
Marquis de sade fountain,

288
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,434
well, I just had to oblige.

289
00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:13,689
After all, publicity is
awfully important for a girl.

290
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:24,658
Oh, what a girl has to do for her career.

291
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:30,080
I was so happy.

292
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:32,625
Everybody seemed to adore me.

293
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:33,959
What a feeling!

294
00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:39,465
J“ bird is the word. J“

295
00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:44,512
j'heyj'

296
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:47,556
j“ there j“

297
00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:48,848
j“ everybody j“

298
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:52,728
Then I heard this
absolutely way-out music.

299
00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:56,482
My ears directed my
body towards the sound.

300
00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:57,934
J“ yeah, I'm gonna get her j“

301
00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,778
It was rocky
Roberts and the airedales,

302
00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:03,864
one of the biggest main groups in Europe.

303
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,283
J“ yeah, yeah j“

304
00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:08,744
j“ yeah j“

305
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,996
j“ I got my baby j“

306
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:13,749
j“ there's no time to spare j“

307
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:24,343
J“ get it, baby, yeah j“

308
00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:33,143
J“ yeah, yeah j“

309
00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:35,521
j“ yeah j“

310
00:22:35,813 --> 00:22:38,023
j“ people, come and meet her j“

311
00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:40,734
j“ from everywhere j“

312
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:45,239
J“ and the boogie-woogie tune j“

313
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:47,908
j“ but she knows the bird, the
bird, the bird, the bird j“

314
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,119
j“ baby, yes, you do j“

315
00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:52,746
j“ clap your hands j“

316
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:55,249
j“ stomp your feet j“

317
00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:57,459
j“ wiggle your hips, baby j“

318
00:22:57,751 --> 00:22:59,837
j“ in time with the beat j“

319
00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:02,339
j“ you know you're looking good now j“

320
00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:04,758
j“ just like I knew you would j“

321
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:07,970
j“ yeah, you're doing
the bird, bird, bird j“

322
00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:09,763
j“ yeah, yeah j“

323
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:11,055
j“ wake up j“

324
00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:20,149
J“ yeah, yeah j“

325
00:23:20,441 --> 00:23:22,568
j“ tweet, tweet j“

326
00:23:22,860 --> 00:23:24,653
j“ bird, bird j“

327
00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:27,323
j“ you know, the bird is the word j“

328
00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:29,867
j“ ah-ah-ah-ah, yeah j“

329
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,914
J“ yeah j“

330
00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:37,333
j“ baby j“

331
00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:40,085
j“ tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet j“

332
00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:42,546
j“ oh, wake up, baby j“

333
00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:47,176
I almost couldn't stop!

334
00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:56,060
There was one place I just had
to see, the isle of levant,

335
00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:59,813
that famous nudist
colony just an hour away.

336
00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:04,777
I was fascinated by the
thought of going to an island

337
00:24:05,069 --> 00:24:06,069
with nude people.

338
00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:13,535
I told the boat driver
to keep his eyes fonnard.

339
00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:16,205
Then I slipped off my bikini top.

340
00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:17,998
I wanted to get in a little practice

341
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:21,710
in case I decided to go native on levant.

342
00:24:22,002 --> 00:24:24,004
I hope nobody was watching me.

343
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,006
I'm basically very shy.

344
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,636
I hope my sailor friends
aren't fooling around

345
00:24:30,928 --> 00:24:32,429
with their telescopes.

346
00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:35,182
And before I knew it,
we were at the island.

347
00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:44,108
Before going to the main
nudist part of levant,

348
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:48,195
I just had to test the
sparkling clear water.

349
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:51,073
Sometimes, I think fish are so lucky,

350
00:24:51,365 --> 00:24:54,076
especially when the sun's dragging down.

351
00:24:54,368 --> 00:24:57,037
I was getting a terrific tan.

352
00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:58,449
Not as good as some of those

353
00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:10,235
I had arranged for a Jeep to drive me over

354
00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:13,929
to the main part of levant, heliopolis.

355
00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:15,781
This is really the heart of the island,

356
00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:18,142
and where the real nudism goes on.

357
00:25:18,434 --> 00:25:20,060
You must have heard of it.

358
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:21,752
I think just about every serviceman

359
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:24,106
in Europe has been there.

360
00:25:24,398 --> 00:25:28,027
They used to say, "see Naples and die."

361
00:25:28,318 --> 00:25:31,196
Now, it's, "cut loose in heliopolis."

362
00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:34,700
At last, we were there.

363
00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:37,870
I had an immediate urge
to fling off my bikini,

364
00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:40,205
but I was really too timid.

365
00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:44,710
I looked at some picture postcards.

366
00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:49,882
I guess this is what they
mean by French postcards.

367
00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:58,390
Wandering around, talking to the nudists,

368
00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:01,393
I really began to dig the whole idea.

369
00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:03,687
These people were so unaffected.

370
00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:07,399
You take off the clothes,
you sort of become natural.

371
00:26:07,691 --> 00:26:10,944
No put-ons, no lording
it over your neighbor

372
00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:14,364
because you have a mink and she doesn't.

373
00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:18,702
I walked over to a lonely pile of rocks.

374
00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:22,498
"Jaynie," I said to
myself, "it's your turn."

375
00:26:33,884 --> 00:26:35,969
I hope nobody was looking.

376
00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:41,558
I took off my top, but I,

377
00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:47,064
well, I just couldn't bring
myself to take off my bottoms.

378
00:26:47,356 --> 00:26:49,775
I felt silly going only halfway,

379
00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:53,904
but I had a lot of years
of inhibitions to work off.

380
00:26:54,196 --> 00:26:57,032
Gee, I hope no one sees me like this.

381
00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:01,411
It's all right for a movie,
but not in real life.

382
00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:22,224
The cool water running through
my toes was refreshing.

383
00:27:22,516 --> 00:27:25,394
Looking at them, I had to laugh.

384
00:27:25,686 --> 00:27:27,354
They reminded me of other times

385
00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:30,774
and other toes I once saw in a nightclub.

386
00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:34,528
It may have been a
little naughty, but nice.

387
00:29:43,532 --> 00:29:46,201
It was one of the
loveliest days in my life.

388
00:29:46,493 --> 00:29:48,787
I was sorry it came to an end.

389
00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:51,790
Just getting on the boat to go back

390
00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:54,209
made me miss the isle of levant.

391
00:29:54,501 --> 00:29:57,587
I hope I'd return, and I knew one thing,

392
00:29:57,879 --> 00:30:02,384
the next time, I'd take
off the whole darn bikini!

393
00:30:02,676 --> 00:30:04,386
As we sped out into the harbor,

394
00:30:04,678 --> 00:30:08,765
I bid a fond farewell
to the isle of levant.

395
00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:12,436
The people were kind to
me and very understanding.

396
00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:15,689
They were among the nicest
people I met in Europe.

397
00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:18,942
I wanted to come back to levant, soon.

398
00:30:25,866 --> 00:30:28,994
Just a day later, I was in Paris.

399
00:30:29,286 --> 00:30:31,872
What a difference from the isle of levant!

400
00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:33,749
From the warm rays of the sun

401
00:30:34,041 --> 00:30:36,793
to the warm stares of my public.

402
00:30:37,085 --> 00:30:38,879
I just didn't know which made me happier.

403
00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:47,804
I was on the famed champs-elysees,

404
00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:50,307
the boulevard of broken dreams,

405
00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:53,894
the most famous street in the world.

406
00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:57,064
I made an appointment
to visit fernand aubry.

407
00:30:57,356 --> 00:31:00,359
He's one of the most well-known
cosmeticians in Europe.

408
00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:03,862
I could hardly wait to get
on his fabulous workbench.

409
00:31:04,154 --> 00:31:07,908
I almost got lost, but one of
those nice French policemen

410
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,200
pointed the way.

411
00:31:14,831 --> 00:31:17,959
Fernand aubry is famous all over Europe.

412
00:31:18,251 --> 00:31:21,546
Movie stars flock to him
whenever they're in Paris.

413
00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:24,674
You can go in feeling grubby
and heavy in the hips.

414
00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:28,011
When you come out, you
feel like a teenager.

415
00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:30,180
You get the whole treatment.

416
00:31:30,472 --> 00:31:32,015
He checks your complexion.

417
00:31:32,307 --> 00:31:35,852
Then he prescribes the right
amount of sunlamp treatment,

418
00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:38,480
the right places for a massage.

419
00:31:38,772 --> 00:31:39,898
It's just so relaxing

420
00:31:40,190 --> 00:31:43,026
that you never want to get off the table.

421
00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:45,862
Monsieur aubry let me look
in on a couple of girls

422
00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:47,989
who were getting their treatment.

423
00:31:48,281 --> 00:31:50,117
It looked awfully soothing.

424
00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:06,591
I couldn't wait for my turn on the table.

425
00:32:06,883 --> 00:32:09,511
The overall work can be very expensive,

426
00:32:09,803 --> 00:32:12,889
but the studio was picking up my tab.

427
00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:14,501
I wish we had someone as talented

428
00:32:14,558 --> 00:32:17,269
as monsieur aubry in america.

429
00:32:17,561 --> 00:32:20,939
Maybe it's a special French talent.

430
00:32:21,231 --> 00:32:23,984
A woman has to take awfully
good care of her body.

431
00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:27,028
It's her most important asset.

432
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,990
So many girls today
think it's in and groovy

433
00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:33,243
to dress sloppy, but take it from me,

434
00:32:33,535 --> 00:32:35,120
a man will fall in love faster

435
00:32:35,412 --> 00:32:38,748
with a well-groomed, ordinary-looking girl

436
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,626
than he will with a
beautiful girl who's untidy.

437
00:33:07,903 --> 00:33:10,363
Like an artist, he paints my lips.

438
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,583
I could see the change already.

439
00:33:24,377 --> 00:33:26,546
And now, the time had come.

440
00:33:28,673 --> 00:33:32,135
Do you know how artists airbrush pictures?

441
00:33:32,427 --> 00:33:33,929
Here, they airbrush the body

442
00:33:34,221 --> 00:33:37,015
for a smooth and natural complexion.

443
00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:40,227
Ooh, it feels good!

444
00:33:51,947 --> 00:33:56,868
I wanted to stay all day, but
my appointment was at an end.

445
00:33:57,494 --> 00:33:59,913
After an hour of total relaxation,

446
00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:02,916
I headed out into the streets again.

447
00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:06,044
In a few minutes, I was in the
most fabulous shopping center

448
00:34:06,336 --> 00:34:09,130
in the whole world, the flea market.

449
00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:13,468
Everybody started here from scratch.

450
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,428
It was just wild.

451
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:18,682
Some people think you
can only find junk here,

452
00:34:18,974 --> 00:34:21,393
but I met a woman who
bought an original Picasso

453
00:34:21,685 --> 00:34:23,979
in a pile of old paintings.

454
00:34:24,271 --> 00:34:26,398
That's the beauty of the flea market.

455
00:34:26,690 --> 00:34:29,526
You never know what kind
of treasure you can find,

456
00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:32,195
and it's really awfully cheap.

457
00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:35,490
Oh, you can get stuck if you
come on like a real tourist.

458
00:34:42,163 --> 00:34:44,332
That dog was eying my choo choo,

459
00:34:44,624 --> 00:34:46,376
but I took good care of choo choo.

460
00:34:46,668 --> 00:34:48,169
No French romance for him.

461
00:35:00,682 --> 00:35:03,476
You can get a lot of surprises
if you don't watch yourself.

462
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,534
The next morning, bright and cheery,

463
00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:22,454
I went off to see the Eiffel Tower.

464
00:35:22,746 --> 00:35:25,290
Hey, do you know it's
the most famous monument

465
00:35:25,582 --> 00:35:27,042
in the entire world?

466
00:35:27,334 --> 00:35:28,918
That's right.

467
00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:31,755
Even the empire state
building isn't as well-known.

468
00:35:37,761 --> 00:35:39,262
Before going up the tower,

469
00:35:39,554 --> 00:35:42,974
a few hell's angels from
Los Angeles rode up.

470
00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:46,102
When they offered me a
spin, I couldn't resist.

471
00:35:46,394 --> 00:35:50,148
Support the boys from back home, you know.

472
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:51,941
The m was for Malibu.

473
00:36:01,034 --> 00:36:03,078
Once around was enough for me.

474
00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:18,134
The Eiffel Tower

475
00:36:20,053 --> 00:36:21,471
was built in 1889.

476
00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:24,849
That's so long ago!

477
00:36:25,141 --> 00:36:26,267
And high!

478
00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:27,559
984 feet.

479
00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:30,730
Now, even the empire state building

480
00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:33,858
is only a few feet higher than that.

481
00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:36,986
And the Eiffel Tower is so much older.

482
00:36:37,278 --> 00:36:40,115
I hope they never tear it
down and put in a parking lot.

483
00:36:45,954 --> 00:36:50,583
So here was Paris, the city
of dreams, of enchantment,

484
00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:52,335
where anything goes.

485
00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:59,426
A very beautiful city, but
also a city of sin,

486
00:36:59,759 --> 00:37:02,011
Of vice, and unashamed love.

487
00:37:14,441 --> 00:37:18,194
Here I was, at the top
of the Eiffel Tower,

488
00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:21,072
at the top of the world, it seemed.

489
00:37:21,364 --> 00:37:24,909
Below, wonderful, wild,
wicked, wicked Paris.

490
00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:30,248
Oh, I'd read about Paris.

491
00:37:31,458 --> 00:37:33,334
I was thinking about all the risque things

492
00:37:33,626 --> 00:37:37,338
I'd heard about Paris,
when I looked down, and,

493
00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:39,673
wow!

494
00:37:40,550 --> 00:37:43,511
The chamber of commerce would
have been proud of those two.

495
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:53,104
My imagination ran away with me.

496
00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:57,942
I just knew all kinds of wild
things were going on below.

497
00:37:59,694 --> 00:38:03,448
In the distance, I could see
a guy and his girl in a park.

498
00:38:16,669 --> 00:38:21,341
Shocking, but awfully French.

499
00:38:32,435 --> 00:38:35,772
That hotel down there, I heard
it was one of those places

500
00:38:36,064 --> 00:38:40,443
where you could ring for
special kinds of room service.

501
00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:47,408
You push a button for a
waiter, for ice water,

502
00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:51,412
and of course, for a very
special room service.

503
00:39:22,068 --> 00:39:24,362
And somewhere, a pretty French girl

504
00:39:24,654 --> 00:39:26,823
will be getting ready
to meet her boyfriend,

505
00:39:27,115 --> 00:39:29,117
or someone else's husband.

506
00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:41,421
French girls are the cleanest
in the world, so they say.

507
00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:55,268
And down there, maybe
one of those poor girls

508
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,688
without husbands, who had
to do all kinds of things

509
00:39:58,980 --> 00:39:59,980
to make ends meet.

510
00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:09,616
Midgets and dwarves need sex too,

511
00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:13,036
but she'll cut them down to size.

512
00:40:13,328 --> 00:40:15,121
I'd read enough about the parisians

513
00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:17,613
to know that they were among
the most uninhibited people

514
00:40:17,874 --> 00:40:19,000
in the world.

515
00:40:19,292 --> 00:40:22,378
Far away, there was a small
park near some houses.

516
00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:24,797
A girl was sunbathing there.

517
00:40:25,965 --> 00:40:30,887
Honestly, a girl just can't
get any privacy around here.

518
00:40:31,179 --> 00:40:33,514
So many voyeurs getting their kicks

519
00:40:33,806 --> 00:40:36,601
watching unsuspecting
girls trying to relax.

520
00:40:45,318 --> 00:40:47,487
I just couldn't wait to
see what further adventures

521
00:40:47,779 --> 00:40:49,364
Paris was going to offer.

522
00:40:53,993 --> 00:40:56,162
After all my wild, wild thoughts

523
00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:58,456
about what went on in Paris,

524
00:40:58,748 --> 00:41:02,043
I thought a little bit
of culture might be nice.

525
00:41:02,335 --> 00:41:06,673
I got in a sight-seeing boat,
a trip around the seine river.

526
00:41:06,965 --> 00:41:08,383
Oh, you've heard of it,

527
00:41:08,675 --> 00:41:11,469
probably in those wonderful
old horror movies.

528
00:41:11,761 --> 00:41:14,931
You know, the "phantom of the left bank."

529
00:41:15,223 --> 00:41:19,894
Anyway, the guide told me
something I almost didn't believe.

530
00:41:20,186 --> 00:41:22,772
We always think of the
seine as a little river

531
00:41:23,064 --> 00:41:25,108
winding its way through Paris,

532
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:29,946
but did you know that little
old river is 480 miles long?

533
00:41:31,072 --> 00:41:34,575
It goes all the way to
the English channel.

534
00:41:41,582 --> 00:41:44,752
Off in the distance, on a house boat,

535
00:41:45,044 --> 00:41:47,964
it was just too cute for words.

536
00:41:48,256 --> 00:41:50,967
I hoped he wasn't going to
spank her when he caught her,

537
00:41:51,259 --> 00:41:53,052
not in the city of love.

538
00:41:57,390 --> 00:42:01,644
There are nicer things to
do than spank a girl, oui?

539
00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:11,154
It was a lovely trip.

540
00:42:12,488 --> 00:42:13,488
Ah, Paris,

541
00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:19,537
if only I had been lucky
enough to be born here.

542
00:42:19,829 --> 00:42:24,250
Jayne Mansfield.

543
00:42:27,336 --> 00:42:28,816
I just had to go over and have a look

544
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,465
at the arc de triomphe.

545
00:42:32,091 --> 00:42:34,927
Did you know that in 1806,

546
00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:37,930
Napoleon got the whole thing started?

547
00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:39,222
That's right.

548
00:42:40,099 --> 00:42:41,452
He had sort of kicked the stuffing

549
00:42:41,476 --> 00:42:43,352
out of everybody else in Europe,

550
00:42:43,644 --> 00:42:45,354
and decided to let the rest of the world

551
00:42:45,646 --> 00:42:46,981
remember what he did.

552
00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:55,198
Oh, it's so grand going
into a strange city

553
00:42:55,490 --> 00:42:57,492
and having people come up to you and say,

554
00:42:57,784 --> 00:43:01,079
"jayne, give us your autograph, okay?"

555
00:43:07,752 --> 00:43:11,339
Well, I'd had enough
of the sightseeing bit.

556
00:43:12,298 --> 00:43:17,011
I went through the gate which
said, "keep out, don't enter."

557
00:43:17,303 --> 00:43:20,223
What the heck, I thought, live a little!

558
00:43:21,808 --> 00:43:26,562
This was my secret passage to
the Paris underground world.

559
00:43:29,398 --> 00:43:34,028
That night, I went off alone
to a way-out nightclub.

560
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,156
It was chez michou, very in at the time.

561
00:43:38,658 --> 00:43:42,036
They said that everybody in
the place was homosexual.

562
00:43:42,328 --> 00:43:44,664
That is, the people in girl's clothes

563
00:43:44,997 --> 00:43:46,999
were supposed to be girls.

564
00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:50,169
Oh, it was just too darn confusing.

565
00:44:00,221 --> 00:44:01,901
I just couldn't believe that some of those

566
00:44:02,098 --> 00:44:05,226
sweet-looking girls could possibly be men!

567
00:44:10,857 --> 00:44:15,153
And these two cute boys,
believe it or not, are girls.

568
00:44:17,405 --> 00:44:19,991
I'm a little confused about these two.

569
00:44:23,578 --> 00:44:26,414
J“ all the cats are hauling
to the jungle twist j“

570
00:44:26,706 --> 00:44:29,041
j“ nobody knows when to
start with the twist j“

571
00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:31,836
j“ somebody said that
it came from the west j“

572
00:44:32,128 --> 00:44:33,128
j“ you never know when j“

573
00:44:33,254 --> 00:44:35,798
Then, two of the girls,

574
00:44:37,091 --> 00:44:39,260
I thought, came over.

575
00:44:39,552 --> 00:44:42,889
They just gushed over me
and admired my figure.

576
00:44:43,181 --> 00:44:46,017
One of them said she was
just green with jealousy.

577
00:44:46,309 --> 00:44:47,602
Ilaughed.

578
00:44:47,894 --> 00:44:50,688
I figured I was going
through a great put-on.

579
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:54,859
J“ and all the drums, drums
are beating like mad j“

580
00:44:55,151 --> 00:44:57,737
j“ whether you take
it as fiction or fact j“

581
00:44:58,029 --> 00:45:02,825
j“ all the cats start twisting
to the jungle twist j“

582
00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:08,664
We were comparing hairdos.

583
00:45:08,956 --> 00:45:11,500
Then, what do you think happened?

584
00:45:14,253 --> 00:45:15,253
I flipped!

585
00:45:16,255 --> 00:45:17,535
And here, I was going to ask her

586
00:45:17,632 --> 00:45:19,217
to show me to the lady's room.

587
00:45:37,526 --> 00:45:41,781
This, well, I think it was
a boy, asked me to dance.

588
00:45:43,991 --> 00:45:45,743
What could I do?

589
00:45:46,035 --> 00:45:50,289
After all, a movie star is
supposed to be a sophisticate.

590
00:45:52,959 --> 00:45:55,586
J“ and all the drums, drums
were beatin' like mad j“

591
00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:58,506
j“ whether you take
it as fiction or fact j“

592
00:45:58,798 --> 00:46:01,175
I think it was a guy.

593
00:46:05,721 --> 00:46:08,891
By the next morning, when
I got out into the street,

594
00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:10,768
I tuned in to some of the funny stuff

595
00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:12,979
which went on in Paris,

596
00:46:13,271 --> 00:46:16,565
like this little scene I saw
right off the champs-elysees.

597
00:46:16,857 --> 00:46:21,445
It was a lesson, a life and
times of your average parisian.

598
00:46:21,737 --> 00:46:24,991
These men were soliciting,
waiting for customers,

599
00:46:25,283 --> 00:46:27,243
just like those girls in Rome,

600
00:46:27,535 --> 00:46:30,746
only, these men were waiting for men.

601
00:46:31,038 --> 00:46:32,790
You've heard of Irma ia douce.

602
00:46:33,082 --> 00:46:36,002
You might call this scene Pierre ia douce.

603
00:46:45,344 --> 00:46:47,722
They like to drive a
hard bargain here too.

604
00:47:03,529 --> 00:47:05,906
I realize that everybody
has a price in this world.

605
00:47:14,373 --> 00:47:16,417
Then I had to chuckle.

606
00:47:16,751 --> 00:47:18,085
Ooh-ia-ia, Paris!

607
00:47:19,587 --> 00:47:23,966
That chic girl, probably
a patroness of the arts.

608
00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:27,595
And the boy, all he was
interested in was the girl.

609
00:47:33,351 --> 00:47:35,269
Her form, her hair, her,

610
00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:39,940
Good for her!

611
00:47:40,232 --> 00:47:43,110
She doesn't stand still
for that kind of baloney.

612
00:47:43,402 --> 00:47:44,820
Parisian girls have their pride.

613
00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:52,869
Oh, no!

614
00:47:53,913 --> 00:47:55,247
This is too much.

615
00:48:12,139 --> 00:48:13,539
And then there was this other scene

616
00:48:13,641 --> 00:48:15,851
which just sort of broke me up.

617
00:48:16,143 --> 00:48:20,898
I've seen guys try to pick
up girls, but the same sex?

618
00:48:21,190 --> 00:48:24,276
Well, it was kind of fun to watch.

619
00:48:24,568 --> 00:48:28,155
In a way, I hoped the
poorjerk would make it.

620
00:48:55,433 --> 00:48:56,434
C'est la vie.

621
00:48:58,644 --> 00:49:01,814
Wanting to get away from the
sorry sight I had just seen,

622
00:49:02,106 --> 00:49:04,358
I took a cab over to montmartre.

623
00:49:04,650 --> 00:49:06,944
This is the center of painting in Paris,

624
00:49:07,236 --> 00:49:08,836
and you all know that Paris and painting

625
00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:10,739
are a man and woman.

626
00:49:11,031 --> 00:49:12,825
One can't exist without the other.

627
00:49:23,711 --> 00:49:26,672
All the great painters have
lived for a while in montmartre.

628
00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:32,678
You know, you can pick up
something from an unknown

629
00:49:32,970 --> 00:49:34,972
which could be worth thousands later on.

630
00:49:39,310 --> 00:49:42,688
This one artist asked
me to pose for a sketch.

631
00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:44,315
Why not, I figured.

632
00:49:44,607 --> 00:49:47,485
I might even wind up in a museum some day.

633
00:49:47,776 --> 00:49:48,776
He was cute!

634
00:49:49,653 --> 00:49:53,365
I'll bet he had more than one
girlfriend hanging on to him.

635
00:49:53,657 --> 00:49:56,952
Artists in Paris live very bohemian lives.

636
00:50:04,084 --> 00:50:05,084
Oh, brother!

637
00:50:06,003 --> 00:50:09,256
Is that all I'm ever gonna be known for?

638
00:50:10,633 --> 00:50:14,345
Good
evening, ladies and gentlemen.

639
00:50:14,637 --> 00:50:16,722
Welcome to the 16th annual bust-out.

640
00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:18,533
I was invited
to the annual party

641
00:50:18,557 --> 00:50:20,226
of the bust-out society.

642
00:50:20,518 --> 00:50:21,798
Once a year, they have a contest

643
00:50:21,977 --> 00:50:25,439
for the most beautiful
breasts in the world.

644
00:50:26,607 --> 00:50:30,611
- It will be by the shape,
the size, the contour.

645
00:50:31,820 --> 00:50:33,739
Ladies and gentlemen, it's most important

646
00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:37,076
that you meet the
gentleman who will decide

647
00:50:37,368 --> 00:50:40,162
who has the best bust for our bust-out.

648
00:50:40,454 --> 00:50:42,998
Ladies and gentlemen, our
judge, monsieur Jean leplan.

649
00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:51,799
Ladies and gentlemen,

650
00:50:52,091 --> 00:50:55,553
may I present the number
one bust from Sweden?

651
00:51:03,519 --> 00:51:04,687
That was some bust.

652
00:51:04,979 --> 00:51:06,689
Now, ladies and gentlemen,

653
00:51:06,981 --> 00:51:09,942
may I present another
Scandinavian bust-out,

654
00:51:10,234 --> 00:51:12,695
the young lady from Denmark.

655
00:51:20,953 --> 00:51:27,501
Now, from way down in Australia's
bust-out, miss Australia!

656
00:51:38,554 --> 00:51:42,766
Now, may I present France
own bust-out, miss France?

657
00:51:59,658 --> 00:52:03,203
We will now see from
england, miss england.

658
00:52:23,223 --> 00:52:25,726
Now, mon ami, the grand finale.

659
00:52:26,018 --> 00:52:27,478
Here, you see the finest bust chosen

660
00:52:27,770 --> 00:52:29,229
from all over the world.

661
00:52:29,521 --> 00:52:31,273
This is the final countdown.

662
00:52:31,565 --> 00:52:33,108
Look closely, my dear friends,

663
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,070
because among all these
magnificent flowers

664
00:52:36,362 --> 00:52:39,448
is the grandest, proudest
bust of them all.

665
00:52:39,740 --> 00:52:42,493
Which one shall it be, this one?

666
00:52:42,785 --> 00:52:43,827
That one, that?

667
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:47,831
To me, they all look so beautiful.

668
00:52:50,125 --> 00:52:52,753
Some of the girls
are fighting for a position.

669
00:52:53,045 --> 00:52:53,712
The judge looked as though

670
00:52:54,004 --> 00:52:56,674
he was fit to be tied to the table.

671
00:52:56,965 --> 00:52:58,068
I wonder what would have happened

672
00:52:58,092 --> 00:52:59,760
if they had let him loose.

673
00:53:00,052 --> 00:53:03,639
- Ladies and gentlemen,
it was a close contest,

674
00:53:03,931 --> 00:53:05,808
won by a tight squeeze.

675
00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:07,226
The winner.

676
00:53:07,518 --> 00:53:10,604
There comes a time
when a decision has to be made.

677
00:53:10,896 --> 00:53:13,857
- From Sweden, the land of smorgasbord!

678
00:53:23,784 --> 00:53:25,661
- Beautiful, fantastic!

679
00:53:25,953 --> 00:53:29,873
Gosh, miss Sweden
was a beautiful girl.

680
00:53:30,165 --> 00:53:32,751
I hope she had a boyfriend to go home to.

681
00:53:33,043 --> 00:53:36,463
I'd seen too much funny
stuff in this crazy city.

682
00:53:36,755 --> 00:53:40,509
You know, I frankly think I
could have won that contest.

683
00:53:40,801 --> 00:53:43,554
Look at that.

684
00:53:43,846 --> 00:53:47,015
Show business is the same everywhere.

685
00:53:47,307 --> 00:53:49,268
The mc gets the girl.

686
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:50,560
Poor judge.

687
00:53:59,778 --> 00:54:01,218
- This was really indeed a wonderful

688
00:54:01,321 --> 00:54:03,824
and gratifying experience and convention.

689
00:54:04,116 --> 00:54:06,952
So until next year, au revoir.

690
00:54:07,244 --> 00:54:10,122
I decided to be
a contestant next time.

691
00:54:10,414 --> 00:54:11,790
It would be a ball!

692
00:54:13,709 --> 00:54:16,837
After the bust contest, I had to see more

693
00:54:17,129 --> 00:54:19,757
of the famous parisian night life.

694
00:54:22,843 --> 00:54:26,472
A girl I had met invited me to le sexy.

695
00:54:26,764 --> 00:54:28,056
She worked there as a stripper.

696
00:54:47,576 --> 00:54:48,576
What's this?

697
00:54:52,831 --> 00:54:54,166
Oh, it undresses!

698
00:54:55,709 --> 00:54:57,878
Everything in Paris strips.

699
00:54:59,671 --> 00:55:03,342
Gloria, my stripper friend,
came over to say hello.

700
00:55:03,634 --> 00:55:06,094
She told me how she got started.

701
00:55:08,972 --> 00:55:10,572
I was discovered in

702
00:55:10,849 --> 00:55:12,643
By bulu, the instructor.

703
00:55:12,935 --> 00:55:15,145
He's a lovely dancer,
knows more about stripping

704
00:55:15,437 --> 00:55:16,647
than most girls do.

705
00:55:16,939 --> 00:55:19,733
Let me tell you, it ain't easy.

706
00:55:20,025 --> 00:55:21,945
That first day, I thought
me legs would fall off.

707
00:55:22,236 --> 00:55:23,362
Oh, the pain!

708
00:55:23,654 --> 00:55:27,616
My boyfriend massaged
them back into shape.

709
00:55:27,908 --> 00:55:30,369
Anyway, bulu worked and worked with me.

710
00:55:30,661 --> 00:55:31,721
I often thought I could never be

711
00:55:31,745 --> 00:55:33,789
as good a stripper as bulu.

712
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:38,126
Poor bulu, he never got over being a boy.

713
00:55:38,418 --> 00:55:43,006
He so desperately wanted
to be a famous stripper.

714
00:55:43,298 --> 00:55:44,633
But it made things easy for me.

715
00:55:44,925 --> 00:55:47,302
When bulu offered to walk me
home, I knew we'd just walk,

716
00:55:47,594 --> 00:55:50,055
not like some of the other
characters in this business.

717
00:55:50,347 --> 00:55:51,640
Ah, that bulu.

718
00:55:51,932 --> 00:55:54,184
Do you know he's the most
famous nightclub choreographer

719
00:55:54,476 --> 00:55:56,812
in all of France, maybe even in Europe!

720
00:56:16,999 --> 00:56:19,042
Finally, after weeks of practicing,

721
00:56:19,334 --> 00:56:21,545
after weeks of nightly thigh massages,

722
00:56:21,837 --> 00:56:23,672
I began to get the idea.

723
00:56:23,964 --> 00:56:27,426
Me hips were loosening up, me
body began to move gracefully.

724
00:56:42,441 --> 00:56:45,110
I still dream at night
of those long sessions.

725
00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:47,863
Bulu may not seem like
a very masculine type,

726
00:56:48,155 --> 00:56:49,698
but can he drive you!

727
00:56:50,782 --> 00:56:52,409
Bulu is a perfectionist.

728
00:56:52,701 --> 00:56:54,411
He's better than most of the girls,

729
00:56:54,703 --> 00:56:55,996
and lets you know it too.

730
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:06,882
I was fascinated.

731
00:57:07,174 --> 00:57:09,259
I'd always thought all
you did was go on stage

732
00:57:09,551 --> 00:57:11,219
and take your clothes off.

733
00:57:11,511 --> 00:57:13,430
It was much more difficult.

734
00:57:13,722 --> 00:57:15,265
I could see that now.

735
00:57:20,854 --> 00:57:22,189
Gloria left the table.

736
00:57:22,481 --> 00:57:24,566
It was time for the big number.

737
00:57:37,746 --> 00:57:40,916
A terrific thought hit
me as I watched Gloria.

738
00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:43,543
Why not do a strip
routine in my next movie?

739
00:57:43,835 --> 00:57:45,963
I'd have to take lessons, but first,

740
00:57:46,254 --> 00:57:48,757
I decided to study Gloria's act.

741
00:57:49,049 --> 00:57:51,385
After all, bulu taught her.

742
00:57:59,977 --> 00:58:04,898
I marveled at Gloria's skill,
but I knew I could learn.

743
00:58:05,232 --> 00:58:07,192
I decided the first thing in the morning

744
00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:08,484
to make an appointment.

745
00:58:16,076 --> 00:58:18,787
This was Pierre's striptease school,

746
00:58:19,079 --> 00:58:23,125
but this guy, Pierre, wasn't
any bulu, not even close!

747
00:58:24,793 --> 00:58:28,046
Pierre said he was familiar
with all of bulu's movements,

748
00:58:28,338 --> 00:58:31,091
but it wasn't like having bulu himself.

749
00:58:31,383 --> 00:58:35,470
Pierre was good, but just good
enough to be a chorus boy.

750
00:59:00,495 --> 00:59:04,291
But working with Pierre
was really something.

751
00:59:04,583 --> 00:59:06,460
At least if I didn't learn how to strip,

752
00:59:06,752 --> 00:59:08,628
I'd lose a lot of weight.

753
00:59:10,422 --> 00:59:15,177
But soon, some kind of natural
talent asserted itself.

754
00:59:15,469 --> 00:59:18,263
I suddenly began to do
things with my hips,

755
00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:19,806
which no man can.

756
00:59:40,535 --> 00:59:44,206
Before long, I was teaching
Pierre a few things.

757
01:00:18,865 --> 01:00:22,285
Suddenly, I had a flash of inspiration.

758
01:00:22,577 --> 01:00:24,204
I could see exactly the kind of scene

759
01:00:24,496 --> 01:00:26,164
I'd do in my next movie.

760
01:00:26,456 --> 01:00:28,959
It would really turn on my audience.

761
01:00:29,251 --> 01:00:31,378
They'd just love me, I knew.

762
01:00:32,546 --> 01:00:36,883
Even I was getting wicked.

763
01:00:37,175 --> 01:00:39,427
I was going to audition for my producer

764
01:00:39,719 --> 01:00:42,806
and demonstrate my newly-found talent.

765
01:00:43,098 --> 01:00:45,267
This should help my career.

766
01:01:01,867 --> 01:01:06,705
The signs on the night
Any girl blush.

767
01:01:06,997 --> 01:01:10,083
I was absolutely enchanted with Paris,

768
01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:12,627
and this place pigalle!

769
01:01:12,919 --> 01:01:15,714
You know, you can get
everything you want here.

770
01:01:16,006 --> 01:01:18,633
The streetwalkers create a traffic jam.

771
01:01:18,925 --> 01:01:23,430
Marijuana and LSD are sold
by every other person.

772
01:01:23,722 --> 01:01:26,641
If you want a girl, you can buy one.

773
01:01:26,933 --> 01:01:29,603
If you want a boy, you can buy one.

774
01:01:29,895 --> 01:01:31,188
Anything goes.

775
01:01:31,479 --> 01:01:34,107
It's the wildest place imaginable.

776
01:01:36,193 --> 01:01:38,987
A friend had told me
to go to the Eve club.

777
01:01:39,279 --> 01:01:43,158
She said they had an act
that was the living end.

778
01:01:43,450 --> 01:01:44,826
I couldn't resist.

779
01:01:45,118 --> 01:01:47,204
After all, we all like to see something

780
01:01:47,495 --> 01:01:49,789
just a bit wicked, right?

781
01:01:55,837 --> 01:01:58,215
After the two fellows had
finished their routine,

782
01:01:58,506 --> 01:02:01,384
the mc announced the Adam and Eve dance.

783
01:02:01,676 --> 01:02:03,762
This was what I was waiting for.

784
01:02:12,479 --> 01:02:13,479
What a guy!

785
01:02:14,689 --> 01:02:15,941
And his costume!

786
01:02:17,234 --> 01:02:21,905
Let me tell you, in
Bryn mawr, pa, my hometown,

787
01:02:22,197 --> 01:02:25,533
he'd have been arrested two
seconds after he came on stage.

788
01:03:07,242 --> 01:03:09,411
My evening started off great.

789
01:03:09,703 --> 01:03:11,746
Now, on to one of those nice places

790
01:03:12,038 --> 01:03:14,416
where they feature the can-can.

791
01:03:14,708 --> 01:03:16,876
This was just like Paris
in the last century.

792
01:03:32,392 --> 01:03:35,353
When the can-can was over, they
brought out a flock of girls

793
01:03:35,645 --> 01:03:37,981
dressed as everything under the sun.

794
01:03:38,273 --> 01:03:40,358
I'd never seen anything like it.

795
01:03:40,650 --> 01:03:42,402
One thing about these girls,

796
01:03:42,694 --> 01:03:44,863
most of them were not French.

797
01:03:45,155 --> 01:03:48,158
That's right, the most beautiful
and the best-shaped girls

798
01:03:48,450 --> 01:03:51,494
in Paris nightclubs are English.

799
01:03:51,786 --> 01:03:53,663
English girls seem to
have better breast shapes

800
01:03:53,955 --> 01:03:55,457
than French girls.

801
01:03:55,749 --> 01:03:56,851
That's why so many of these girls

802
01:03:56,875 --> 01:03:59,794
are right out of merry old england,

803
01:04:00,086 --> 01:04:03,882
and they make life very
merry for the parisians.

804
01:04:05,550 --> 01:04:08,678
This was the first bottomless
club I'd ever been in.

805
01:04:23,568 --> 01:04:25,320
Anyone for an auction?

806
01:04:28,198 --> 01:04:32,827
She must be going camping
with the foreign legion.

807
01:04:33,119 --> 01:04:35,538
This one looks like it's
right out of bonanza.

808
01:05:04,692 --> 01:05:07,987
I was having just the
greatest time of my life.

809
01:05:08,279 --> 01:05:09,948
Talk about fun!

810
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:13,785
There were so many
nightclubs to choose from.

811
01:05:14,077 --> 01:05:15,120
Where now?

812
01:05:15,412 --> 01:05:16,412
Where now?

813
01:05:25,171 --> 01:05:27,757
Ah, I remember, the crazy horse,

814
01:05:29,342 --> 01:05:31,553
one of the most famous in the world,

815
01:05:31,845 --> 01:05:35,265
like the Latin quarter,
or the copa in New York.

816
01:05:35,557 --> 01:05:38,017
I made up my mind, I'd go there.

817
01:05:40,186 --> 01:05:43,481
When the act came out, I stared!

818
01:05:43,773 --> 01:05:44,773
What a couple!

819
01:05:46,067 --> 01:05:50,238
All I know is that this act
turned on the whole place.

820
01:08:06,249 --> 01:08:09,961
I had to cut my Paris trip short
and fly back to the states.

821
01:08:10,253 --> 01:08:12,171
First stop, New York City.

822
01:08:12,463 --> 01:08:13,543
I had a whole day to myself

823
01:08:13,756 --> 01:08:16,676
before continuing on to Hollywood.

824
01:08:16,968 --> 01:08:19,554
A friend invited me to a beauty contest.

825
01:08:19,846 --> 01:08:22,473
I told him I'd had enough
of that kind of thing.

826
01:08:22,765 --> 01:08:25,476
Then he said something
which changed my mind.

827
01:08:25,768 --> 01:08:28,563
This was a beauty contest for boys,

828
01:08:28,855 --> 01:08:31,232
but they'd all be dressed like girls.

829
01:08:31,524 --> 01:08:34,819
And on top of that, it was highly illegal.

830
01:08:36,112 --> 01:08:38,615
We were really lucky
the place wasn't raided.

831
01:08:38,906 --> 01:08:41,868
My studio wouldn't like that.

832
01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:45,622
I got there just as the
contestants were arriving.

833
01:08:45,913 --> 01:08:48,958
I just couldn't believe my eyes.

834
01:08:49,250 --> 01:08:52,670
Well, these boys look more
feminine than most girls I knew.

835
01:08:52,962 --> 01:08:55,298
They were unbelievable!

836
01:08:55,590 --> 01:08:56,924
My gosh!

837
01:08:57,216 --> 01:09:00,428
They almost looked as
though they were real girls!

838
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:03,514
I'd seen some strange things in Europe,

839
01:09:03,806 --> 01:09:07,310
but this took all the cakes ever made.

840
01:09:07,602 --> 01:09:09,562
The crazy thing about this contest

841
01:09:09,854 --> 01:09:14,651
was that everybody in the
place, except for me, was a boy.

842
01:09:15,318 --> 01:09:19,697
I could almost imagine some
guy falling for one of these

843
01:09:19,989 --> 01:09:20,989
girls.

844
01:09:22,075 --> 01:09:26,996
It seems too harsh to say
transvestites, which they are.

845
01:09:27,413 --> 01:09:31,209
There wasn't a real girl in the place.

846
01:09:31,501 --> 01:09:33,169
A couple of thousand years ago,

847
01:09:33,461 --> 01:09:36,130
men in Europe used to wear
what looked like a dress,

848
01:09:36,422 --> 01:09:38,841
but at least you knew they were men.

849
01:09:39,133 --> 01:09:42,762
These days, you see someone
with a sexy backside,

850
01:09:43,054 --> 01:09:46,140
long hair, very tight blue jeans,

851
01:09:46,432 --> 01:09:48,476
and when that person turns around,

852
01:09:48,768 --> 01:09:51,229
it's a guy with a long mustache.

853
01:09:52,230 --> 01:09:54,774
It sure is a mixed-up world.

854
01:10:07,954 --> 01:10:09,831
And the costumes!

855
01:10:10,123 --> 01:10:13,167
Did you ever see anything so fantastic?

856
01:10:14,293 --> 01:10:17,171
They look more like girls
than a lot of girls do.

857
01:10:50,747 --> 01:10:54,834
Guess nobody goes to the
men's room in this place.

858
01:10:55,126 --> 01:10:56,878
It's unbelievable.

859
01:10:57,170 --> 01:11:00,214
There wasn't another
real girl in the place.

860
01:11:10,516 --> 01:11:12,685
When it came time to
pick the beauty queen,

861
01:11:12,977 --> 01:11:15,104
the tension was terrific.

862
01:11:15,396 --> 01:11:18,149
The boy-girls were all
twittering and giggling,

863
01:11:18,441 --> 01:11:19,984
laughing nervously.

864
01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:21,694
Poor dears.

865
01:11:21,986 --> 01:11:26,741
Each of them desperately wanted
to be the queen of the ball.

866
01:11:27,033 --> 01:11:29,285
I could see the judges were
having a difficult time

867
01:11:29,577 --> 01:11:32,288
deciding which one should get the title.

868
01:11:32,580 --> 01:11:33,940
I thought it would be a wild thing

869
01:11:33,998 --> 01:11:36,417
if I snuck into the line,

870
01:11:36,709 --> 01:11:38,586
but I'd be recognized.

871
01:11:38,878 --> 01:11:41,464
It would have been funny to
have a real girl compete,

872
01:11:41,756 --> 01:11:45,343
but you know, I don't think she'd win.

873
01:11:45,635 --> 01:11:49,055
There was something so absolutely
feminine about these boys.

874
01:11:49,347 --> 01:11:50,515
It really was amazing.

875
01:12:05,154 --> 01:12:08,407
Even I would get arrested
in a dress like that.

876
01:12:30,596 --> 01:12:34,433
These boys get top-heavy by
taking hormone injections.

877
01:12:51,117 --> 01:12:53,953
These transvestite balls
are underground affairs

878
01:12:54,245 --> 01:12:55,788
held twice a year.

879
01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:57,999
They're really hard to get invited to.

880
01:13:22,815 --> 01:13:25,860
At last, the judges reached a decision.

881
01:13:26,152 --> 01:13:31,616
The winner, a lovely slim girl, boy, girl.

882
01:13:32,241 --> 01:13:35,369
Oh, well, let's call him a girl.

883
01:13:35,661 --> 01:13:38,039
That's what he wants to be, and tonight,

884
01:13:38,331 --> 01:13:40,291
he's queen of the ball.

885
01:13:40,666 --> 01:13:45,546
For one night, he was the
most important queen in town.

886
01:13:45,838 --> 01:13:49,967
The losers retire to the ladies'
room to cut their throat.

887
01:13:50,259 --> 01:13:53,429
Later, I met with one of the contestants.

888
01:13:53,763 --> 01:13:57,516
You've been called a jayne
Mansfield female impersonator.

889
01:13:57,808 --> 01:14:00,227
Do you really think you look like me?

890
01:14:00,519 --> 01:14:03,022
- Oh, I guess we do look alike a little.

891
01:14:03,314 --> 01:14:07,944
Well, do you like
big, strong men like I do?

892
01:14:08,486 --> 01:14:11,238
- Of course, honey, we're both
looking for the same thing.

893
01:14:11,530 --> 01:14:13,210
What kind of
men do you look for?

894
01:14:13,366 --> 01:14:16,744
- Oh, as long as they're
tall, dark, and handsome.

895
01:14:17,036 --> 01:14:19,622
Do you intend to
ever become a real woman?

896
01:14:19,914 --> 01:14:21,874
- Of course I do, that's
the only thing in my life

897
01:14:22,041 --> 01:14:24,752
I'm waiting for, till
I can party like you.

898
01:14:25,127 --> 01:14:27,213
Will you have as
many children as I have?

899
01:14:27,505 --> 01:14:28,625
- No, I don't want children.

900
01:14:28,881 --> 01:14:30,561
Do you want
to get in the movies?

901
01:14:30,841 --> 01:14:32,081
- I'd love to be in the movies.

902
01:14:32,301 --> 01:14:33,886
I'm always willing to be a star.

903
01:14:35,513 --> 01:14:37,556
After my brief stay in New York,

904
01:14:37,848 --> 01:14:42,311
I was back in Hollywood, and
did I notice a change, wow!

905
01:14:43,938 --> 01:14:46,482
Even during the few months
I was out of the country,

906
01:14:46,774 --> 01:14:50,653
the topless nightclubs and
activities had mushroomed.

907
01:14:50,945 --> 01:14:54,198
Someone told me that if my
movie career ever stopped,

908
01:14:54,490 --> 01:14:57,952
I'd have a big future
as a topless waitress.

909
01:14:59,078 --> 01:15:00,621
Driving around in a car,

910
01:15:00,913 --> 01:15:04,959
I saw the wildest topless
things you could imagine.

911
01:15:05,251 --> 01:15:07,128
Now, take that ice cream truck.

912
01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:15,594
That girl could sell ice
cream cones at the north pole.

913
01:15:22,601 --> 01:15:24,601
Now, there's a girl who's
going to make her fortune

914
01:15:24,770 --> 01:15:26,313
by the time she's 20.

915
01:15:27,481 --> 01:15:30,317
Well, she's doing some good.

916
01:15:30,609 --> 01:15:32,820
Men look nice in shiny shoes.

917
01:15:34,280 --> 01:15:36,365
But what's the big attraction?

918
01:15:36,657 --> 01:15:38,093
There's an old Italian down the street

919
01:15:38,117 --> 01:15:40,619
who gives the best shine in town.

920
01:15:40,911 --> 01:15:42,830
How come he has no customers?

921
01:16:03,434 --> 01:16:05,061
When I saw that girl on the ladder,

922
01:16:05,352 --> 01:16:08,272
I thought this craze
was getting out of hand.

923
01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:12,151
Can you imagine topless
stewardesses on a jet?

924
01:16:12,443 --> 01:16:14,487
Or a topless taxi driver?

925
01:16:18,199 --> 01:16:20,576
Can you imagine sitting
home, having breakfast,

926
01:16:20,868 --> 01:16:22,953
and finding this staring in your face?

927
01:16:27,833 --> 01:16:30,795
I was in for another surprise.

928
01:16:31,087 --> 01:16:33,881
I had an appointment with a big producer.

929
01:16:34,173 --> 01:16:36,217
When I parked my car in the garage,

930
01:16:36,509 --> 01:16:39,261
I couldn't believe what I saw.

931
01:16:39,553 --> 01:16:41,847
What was happening to Hollywood?

932
01:16:42,139 --> 01:16:44,809
Would teachers go topless next?

933
01:16:45,101 --> 01:16:48,729
What a girl will do to get
an extra big tip from a man.

934
01:16:51,649 --> 01:16:54,193
This was a full-service garage.

935
01:16:54,485 --> 01:16:55,820
They came out of the woodwork.

936
01:16:58,823 --> 01:17:00,658
This one is a grease monkey, no less.

937
01:17:04,370 --> 01:17:07,873
And look at the ape she's talking to.

938
01:17:08,165 --> 01:17:10,960
She's telling him he needs
a carb and a valve job.

939
01:17:21,345 --> 01:17:24,640
When I got to the producer's
office after nine,

940
01:17:24,932 --> 01:17:27,977
I just about threw my hands up in despair.

941
01:17:28,269 --> 01:17:30,729
Talk about living like a posher!

942
01:17:31,021 --> 01:17:34,441
This producer used to have a
fine barber come to his office.

943
01:17:34,733 --> 01:17:36,819
After all those years of service,

944
01:17:37,111 --> 01:17:39,196
how could he change barbers?

945
01:17:39,488 --> 01:17:43,075
This girl wasn't doing as
good a job as the old one.

946
01:17:43,367 --> 01:17:46,287
The way things
were going in this town,

947
01:17:46,579 --> 01:17:48,581
I wouldn't have been surprised if he said,

948
01:17:48,873 --> 01:17:50,666
"take off your bra and have a seat."

949
01:17:54,628 --> 01:17:58,382
I couldn't get away from the
topless frenzy in Hollywood.

950
01:17:58,674 --> 01:18:02,887
That night, we went to a
nightclub, the blue bunny.

951
01:18:03,179 --> 01:18:05,556
The sign said it was a topless club.

952
01:18:05,848 --> 01:18:07,933
What could be inside, I wondered.

953
01:18:08,225 --> 01:18:09,393
Topless customers?

954
01:18:15,858 --> 01:18:19,111
J“ I can't stand to feel the pain j“

955
01:18:19,403 --> 01:18:20,779
j'oohj'

956
01:18:21,071 --> 01:18:23,782
j“ my heart keeps burning, burning j“

957
01:18:24,074 --> 01:18:25,743
j“ I just can't stand j“

958
01:18:26,035 --> 01:18:27,328
j“ to feel the pain j“

959
01:18:27,620 --> 01:18:28,704
j'oohj'

960
01:18:28,996 --> 01:18:31,498
j“ my heart keeps burning, burning j“

961
01:18:31,790 --> 01:18:33,417
Oh, that girl!

962
01:18:33,709 --> 01:18:35,002
She was so lovely!

963
01:18:36,128 --> 01:18:38,923
But good thing they had her in a cage.

964
01:18:39,215 --> 01:18:42,134
The featured act came on, the ladybirds.

965
01:18:42,426 --> 01:18:44,053
Oh, they were good!

966
01:18:44,345 --> 01:18:47,598
I was surprised, they
were all lovely girls.

967
01:18:49,058 --> 01:18:50,851
J“ I can't stand, no j“

968
01:18:51,185 --> 01:18:52,895
j“ I can't stand, no j“

969
01:18:53,187 --> 01:18:55,731
j“ I can't stand the pain j“

970
01:18:56,106 --> 01:18:59,944
j“ I just can't stand now j“

971
01:19:00,236 --> 01:19:03,155
j“ I just can't stand now j“

972
01:19:05,074 --> 01:19:07,076
As for the girl in the cage,

973
01:19:07,451 --> 01:19:10,246
a little silicone will
go a long, long way.

974
01:19:10,537 --> 01:19:12,498
J“ can't stand the pain j“

975
01:19:12,790 --> 01:19:14,792
j“ in my heart j“

976
01:19:15,084 --> 01:19:18,087
j“ keeps on burning, burning j“

977
01:19:18,379 --> 01:19:20,756
j“ I can't stand the pain j“

978
01:19:21,048 --> 01:19:22,967
j“ in my heart j“

979
01:19:23,676 --> 01:19:24,218
j“ keeps on j“

980
01:19:24,510 --> 01:19:25,695
Some of the guys in the club

981
01:19:25,719 --> 01:19:27,179
were kind of wild-eyed.

982
01:19:27,805 --> 01:19:30,641
If I could read their minds,

983
01:19:30,933 --> 01:19:32,935
I would have brushed all over!

984
01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:35,354
One thing was obvious.

985
01:19:35,646 --> 01:19:38,524
In america, a girl with
a beautiful bust line

986
01:19:38,816 --> 01:19:39,816
can make her fortune.

987
01:19:40,401 --> 01:19:42,278
Well, look at me.

988
01:19:42,569 --> 01:19:43,569
I'm proof of that.

989
01:19:43,654 --> 01:19:44,363
J“ I can't stand, no j“

990
01:19:44,655 --> 01:19:47,157
j“ I can't stand, no j“

991
01:19:47,449 --> 01:19:50,286
j“ I can't stand the pain j“

992
01:19:50,577 --> 01:19:51,870
j“ I just can't stand now j“

993
01:19:52,162 --> 01:19:53,664
j“ I can't stand the pain j“

994
01:19:54,373 --> 01:19:55,916
j“ I just can't stand now j“

995
01:19:56,208 --> 01:19:58,627
j“ I can't stand anymore j“

996
01:19:58,919 --> 01:20:00,129
j“ I can't stand now j“

997
01:20:00,421 --> 01:20:01,421
j“ I can't stand j“

998
01:20:01,630 --> 01:20:03,841
As long as they
didn't get stuck in a guitar,

999
01:20:04,133 --> 01:20:05,426
everything would be all right.

1000
01:20:05,926 --> 01:20:07,428
J'oohj'

1001
01:20:07,720 --> 01:20:10,889
j“ stop, stop, I can't stand the pain j“

1002
01:20:11,515 --> 01:20:15,019
j“ ooh, I can't stand anymore j“

1003
01:20:20,274 --> 01:20:22,693
Oh, well, I
guess the whole world

1004
01:20:22,985 --> 01:20:24,987
was going topless.

1005
01:20:25,279 --> 01:20:26,999
I could see how I would
end my strip routine

1006
01:20:27,239 --> 01:20:30,701
in my next movie, just the
way Sophia loren did it

1007
01:20:30,993 --> 01:20:33,495
in her picture "yesterday,
today and tomorrow."

1008
01:21:06,403 --> 01:21:08,030
But even I wasn't a stranger

1009
01:21:08,322 --> 01:21:10,866
to permitting my bust to be photographed.

1010
01:21:11,158 --> 01:21:15,120
I had already done that.

1011
01:21:17,414 --> 01:21:21,043
Here's the playboy issue which
shows the movie I was in,

1012
01:21:21,335 --> 01:21:23,170
"promises, promises."

1013
01:21:23,462 --> 01:21:26,507
It showed just about
everything that jayne Mansfield

1014
01:21:26,799 --> 01:21:27,799
had to show.

1015
01:21:29,093 --> 01:21:34,014
J“ loo, loo, loo, loo, loo,
loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo j“

1016
01:21:34,890 --> 01:21:39,103
j“ I'm in love j“

1017
01:21:39,728 --> 01:21:44,650
j“ la, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la, la j“

1018
01:21:45,192 --> 01:21:48,862
j“ from above j“

1019
01:21:49,154 --> 01:21:54,159
j“ I hear blue birds sing new
words so clear and strong j“

1020
01:21:54,451 --> 01:21:58,622
j“ enraptured, I'm captured
by love that we found j“

1021
01:21:58,914 --> 01:22:03,168
j“ loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo,
loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo j“

1022
01:22:04,211 --> 01:22:07,256
j“ I'm in love j“

1023
01:22:09,716 --> 01:22:13,595
there's Tommy noonan who played
my husband in the picture.

1024
01:22:13,887 --> 01:22:14,887
Oh, well!

1025
01:22:16,598 --> 01:22:19,435
I put everything I had into this scene.

1026
01:22:19,726 --> 01:22:23,188
Yes, I certainly had fun on the riviera,

1027
01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:26,608
in Rome, Paris, New York, and Hollywood.

1028
01:22:28,402 --> 01:22:31,113
What way-out things I saw!

1029
01:22:31,405 --> 01:22:33,949
It really is a wild, wild, world.

1030
01:22:56,221 --> 01:22:58,261
A bulletin
has just been handed to me.

1031
01:22:58,515 --> 01:23:01,435
Hollywood star, the buxom and
beautiful jayne Mansfield,

1032
01:23:01,727 --> 01:23:02,727
is dead.

1033
01:23:02,853 --> 01:23:05,013
She was killed instantly when
the car she was riding in

1034
01:23:05,105 --> 01:23:07,316
collided with a truck a
few miles from New Orleans

1035
01:23:07,608 --> 01:23:08,901
early this morning.

1036
01:23:09,193 --> 01:23:11,862
Aflaming, grinding car crash
ended the bright movie career

1037
01:23:12,154 --> 01:23:15,866
of famed jayne Mansfield
on June 29th, 1967.

1038
01:23:16,158 --> 01:23:19,745
Jayne Mansfield died while
driving to New Orleans.

1039
01:23:20,037 --> 01:23:23,457
At 33 years of age, Hollywood's
smartest dumb blonde

1040
01:23:23,749 --> 01:23:25,501
lay at the side of the road.

1041
01:23:25,792 --> 01:23:29,046
She died instantly and
was almost decapitated.

1042
01:23:29,338 --> 01:23:32,758
Ironically, jayne Mansfield
had a fear of cars.

1043
01:23:33,050 --> 01:23:37,846
She had a superstition she would
meet her end while driving.

1044
01:23:39,097 --> 01:23:41,975
The house jayne Mansfield
and Mickey hargitay shared

1045
01:23:42,267 --> 01:23:44,520
is more rightly called a mansion.

1046
01:23:44,811 --> 01:23:46,688
It is one of Hollywood's largest homes,

1047
01:23:46,980 --> 01:23:49,233
with 17 rooms and a swimming pool.

1048
01:23:49,525 --> 01:23:53,028
In Hollywood, it's known as
the house that love built.

1049
01:23:53,320 --> 01:23:54,863
A few days after the accident,

1050
01:23:55,155 --> 01:23:57,074
Mickey hargitay, jayne's second husband,

1051
01:23:57,366 --> 01:24:00,661
returned to their home
to relive old memories.

1052
01:24:00,953 --> 01:24:02,153
The heart-shaped swimming pool

1053
01:24:02,412 --> 01:24:04,623
where he and jayne had so much fun,

1054
01:24:04,915 --> 01:24:08,335
where he taught jayne how to
swim, Mickey built this pool,

1055
01:24:08,627 --> 01:24:09,729
with an inscription at the bottom,

1056
01:24:09,753 --> 01:24:12,548
which reads, "I love you, jayne."

1057
01:24:19,054 --> 01:24:21,265
Two of jayne Mansfield's
sons, miklos and zoltan,

1058
01:24:21,557 --> 01:24:22,766
are also here.

1059
01:24:23,058 --> 01:24:25,519
Until the estate is settled,
they will continue to live

1060
01:24:25,811 --> 01:24:27,145
at this imposing mansion.

1061
01:24:46,248 --> 01:24:49,418
The boys do not remember
much about that tragic night.

1062
01:24:49,710 --> 01:24:52,087
They were asleep in the
backseat of the car.

1063
01:24:52,379 --> 01:24:55,465
Only that saved them from certain death.

1064
01:24:55,757 --> 01:24:58,385
Time will erase the
memory of the accident.

1065
01:24:58,677 --> 01:25:01,638
It will never erase the
memory of their mother.

1066
01:25:06,768 --> 01:25:10,564
Jayne Mansfield was a
starry-eyed romantic.

1067
01:25:10,856 --> 01:25:12,482
She had a passion for love

1068
01:25:12,774 --> 01:25:15,360
and a passion for heart-shaped objects.

1069
01:25:15,652 --> 01:25:19,489
To jayne Mansfield, love
was the reason for life.

1070
01:25:19,781 --> 01:25:22,909
Without it, there would
be no reason to live.

1071
01:25:29,458 --> 01:25:32,002
From the time they were
married 10 years ago,

1072
01:25:32,294 --> 01:25:33,396
while she was still struggling

1073
01:25:33,420 --> 01:25:35,881
to earn a place in show business,

1074
01:25:36,173 --> 01:25:40,135
Mickey reminisces about their
wonderful times together.

1075
01:25:40,427 --> 01:25:43,513
He spends a few moments at the
souvenir wall in their den,

1076
01:25:43,805 --> 01:25:45,724
where hundreds of jayne's magazine covers

1077
01:25:46,016 --> 01:25:47,184
are carefully framed.

1078
01:25:47,476 --> 01:25:50,937
Jayne was lifted to instant
stardom in this Broadway comedy.

1079
01:25:51,229 --> 01:25:53,857
She was a pal of many major film stars.

1080
01:25:54,149 --> 01:25:56,360
This issue of playboy featuring jayne

1081
01:25:56,652 --> 01:25:59,279
is perhaps the most famous
issue in its history.

1082
01:25:59,571 --> 01:26:02,324
Manufacturers dedicated
many products to her.

1083
01:26:02,616 --> 01:26:04,493
You could even get a
life-like hot water bottle

1084
01:26:04,785 --> 01:26:05,911
shaped like jayne.

1085
01:26:06,203 --> 01:26:08,205
Jayne Mansfield performed
all over the world

1086
01:26:08,497 --> 01:26:09,915
to millions of people.

1087
01:26:10,207 --> 01:26:12,376
Jayne Mansfield was one
of the most publicized,

1088
01:26:12,668 --> 01:26:16,088
most photographed sex symbols
the world has ever known.

1089
01:26:16,380 --> 01:26:19,174
She was also the symbol
of the dumb blonde.

1090
01:26:19,466 --> 01:26:21,843
Amazingly, though, jayne
Mansfield had a degree

1091
01:26:22,135 --> 01:26:23,970
from the university of Texas.

1092
01:26:24,262 --> 01:26:26,306
Her io was a startling 163,

1093
01:26:27,307 --> 01:26:29,893
among the top 5% in the nation.

1094
01:26:30,185 --> 01:26:32,354
Yet, she chose show business as a career

1095
01:26:32,646 --> 01:26:36,358
instead of her original
goal to be a scientist.

1096
01:26:52,082 --> 01:26:55,043
Everything in the house
is left exactly it was.

1097
01:27:19,693 --> 01:27:21,027
Jayne's shoes laid out as though

1098
01:27:21,319 --> 01:27:23,905
she were coming home this evening.

1099
01:27:24,197 --> 01:27:25,991
Who can fill these shoes?

1100
01:27:26,283 --> 01:27:28,243
The era of the great stars
may have come to an end

1101
01:27:28,452 --> 01:27:29,828
with her death.

1102
01:27:30,120 --> 01:27:31,830
Mickey at the piano he bought jayne

1103
01:27:32,122 --> 01:27:34,583
for their first wedding anniversary.

1104
01:27:34,875 --> 01:27:36,501
It seemed so long ago.

1105
01:27:37,669 --> 01:27:39,713
Mickey remembers many things.

1106
01:27:40,005 --> 01:27:42,507
He remembers how happy they were together.

1107
01:27:42,799 --> 01:27:43,925
He remembers the good days,

1108
01:27:44,217 --> 01:27:47,679
the golden days before his
world began to crumble.

1109
01:27:47,971 --> 01:27:50,390
He remembers the movies, the magazines,

1110
01:27:50,682 --> 01:27:52,684
the hysterical fans.

1111
01:27:52,976 --> 01:27:56,354
He remembers the good
times, the bad times.

1112
01:27:58,774 --> 01:28:01,443
It's as if he were saying,

1113
01:28:01,735 --> 01:28:03,403
"jayne, my poor jayne.

1114
01:28:04,988 --> 01:28:07,199
"You were such a wonderful girl.

1115
01:28:07,491 --> 01:28:09,910
"I'll never forget our first meeting.

1116
01:28:10,202 --> 01:28:12,287
"You looked so beautiful.

1117
01:28:12,579 --> 01:28:16,875
"Could I ever love another
as much as I loved you?

1118
01:28:17,167 --> 01:28:19,127
"Could I ever expect to
find the same happiness

1119
01:28:19,419 --> 01:28:20,545
"we once shared?

1120
01:28:24,716 --> 01:28:26,426
"I'm sad for the children,

1121
01:28:26,718 --> 01:28:29,387
"to have you taken from them forever.

1122
01:28:31,389 --> 01:28:33,225
"I'll never forget you.

1123
01:28:35,894 --> 01:28:38,480
"Wherever you are, I
hope we'll meet again.

1124
01:28:53,119 --> 01:28:54,204
"Goodbye, darling."

1125
01:29:03,463 --> 01:29:06,216
Outside these walls, the
world knew jayne Mansfield

1126
01:29:06,508 --> 01:29:09,928
as a sexpot, a symbol
of the sensuous woman.

1127
01:29:11,221 --> 01:29:14,724
Inside these walls,
she was a model mother,

1128
01:29:15,016 --> 01:29:18,854
a fine homemaker, a type
we may never see again.

1129
01:29:20,272 --> 01:29:23,567
The voice of jayne Mansfield
will never again caress a child

1130
01:29:23,859 --> 01:29:24,985
or soothe a man.

1131
01:29:25,777 --> 01:29:30,615
Mickey remembers many things
of their life, but most of all,

1132
01:29:30,907 --> 01:29:33,952
he remembers that awful
night of the tragedy.

1133
01:29:42,252 --> 01:29:46,006
And so ended the wild, wild
world of jayne Mansfield,

1134
01:29:46,298 --> 01:29:48,466
one of the most publicized
women of our time

1135
01:29:48,758 --> 01:29:50,886
and a phenomenon of our century.

1136
01:29:51,553 --> 01:29:55,974
In the world of motion
pictures, she was a true star.